| Okay folks, I'm not as young as I used to be. Time was that you 
      would have to flip me out of a canoe with the help of a few fellow men. 
      Today, unable to contain myself any longer, I took the Swamp Yankee down 
      to Doctors Lake. Here is what happened. 
 Once at the launching point, I donned my life vest (a really good 
      thing to do the first time you test out a boat) along with my windbreaker. 
      The water was low, so I had to sort of get in the canoe and push myself 
      out over the sand into deeper water with my paddle. Once this canoe was 
      fully floating, I knew immediately that I was in a very tender boat. I was 
      using a single bladed paddle and wished I had a double blade. A double 
      blade would not have made this canoe any less tender, but it would have 
      helped my chances of staying upright by keeping my center of gravity more 
      or less stable. Swinging a paddle back and forth or trying to make 
      J-strokes is a bear in a tender canoe. Remembering my youth (or maybe it 
      was that a first time launching makes me feel 18 again) and forgetting 
      that I am 45 and in sorry shape I proceeded outwards towards the wide 
      open. I was about 50 yards off shore when a motor boat (about 500 yards 
      out) went by. The lake was dead smooth. By the time the wakes had reached 
      me, they had flattened out and I rode them without incident.  
 I started towards the rt. 17 bridge and the swampy creek that runs 
      beside it. The birds and other critters hang out there so I figured I 
      would do a little exploring. I needed to head towards starboard so I 
      switched paddle side to port and gave a good push. Maybe too good, because 
      I heeled over and rolled over. Quicker than you could say JackRabbit, I 
      was floating in the lake. Needless to say, I panicked (for about 3 
      seconds) before I composed myself, scolded myself and started to reason 
      what the heck I was going to do fifty yards from the beach with a swamped 
      canoe (hey maybe that is why it is named the Swamp Yankee Canoe 
      J). First thing I did was to right the canoe. That was easy. 
      This canoe spins like a barrel. Full of water, I tried to lift and empty 
      enough so that I might have a chance of re-entering. I quickly gave up 
      that idea and looked towards shore. I started to swim side stroke, hauling 
      my swamped canoe and paddle with my left hand. Thank God for low tide and 
      the sense enough to wear a life jacket. I only had to swim for about 
      twenty or thirty yards before I could touch bottom. 
 Huffing and puffing I beached the canoe, turned her over and emptied 
      the water. Still a little red in the face, I took a quick look around to 
      see if my swamping was caught by any of the locals. No one was around, so 
      if they saw me, they were quietly snickering from the comfort of their 
      family rooms. I walked to the van dripping wet and hoping that I had a 
      cigarette inside (my pack was in my pocket). Well, there was a cigarette 
      and my old trusty dry sweatshirt. I pulled off the windbreaker, life 
      jacket and tee-shirt and traded them in for a nice warm, smelly old sweat 
      shirt and a smoke (had half a pack in the glove box). No dry pants or 
      shoes (and to think that the thought had crossed my mind to leave my shoes 
      in the van, but the 18 year old won out again, get wet? Never happened 
      before, why would it happen now?….yuk..yuk The beauty of hindsight huh?) 
 I quickly decided that this canoe was way too tender for me and 
      while I stood there smoking I ran through my options: 1) Take a chain saw 
      to her (mainly to get even for the embarrassment of the swamping). This 
      never really was an option as I never would destroy something that I 
      worked so hard on, but I do admit that the thought crossed my mind. 2) 
      Finish her and sell her. 3) Add outriggers to her so that I may be able to 
      enjoy her for the reason I built her. This option won't work for me. I'm 
      just to proud, stupid or as my wife says, macho to be seen paddling around 
      with training wheels on my canoe (this is the 18 year old talking again). 
      This is a viable option, but would make the canoe a very stable (and ugly) 
      water creature. 4) Sell her the way she sits with stiff warning about her 
      tenderness and the necessity of a good life jacket! This is the option I 
      will take (at this moment anyhow). My ego has been bruised and this is the 
      only real (manly/macho) way to restore it that I can see. Anyone want to 
      buy a canoe cheap? Keep building, wear a life jacket and for Gods sake - 
      Smile 
      J Rich Deming - Back yard Boat Builder |