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                        Let me Introduce Myself
 by John Cupp
 FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE DUCK 
                          POND AND IT'S CRAZY DUCK SWIMMING THERE. Actually I'm 
                          at PORT ORFORD, OREGON. Celebrating the anniversary 
                          of my wedding to the most wonderful women on earth (I 
                          should mention she's reading over my shoulder as I type 
                          this). But that has nothing to do with the bottom of 
                          the DUCK POND, except I am at the ocean in Oregon and 
                          I have been trying to get a good deal on some Port Orford 
                          cedar.  
 At this particular harbor 
                        all boats are lifted from the water at night and put on 
                        giant trailers. They are then returned in the morning. 
                        WHY? Because the rough water causes strong tides, making 
                        anchoring an impossibility. Huge fifty-ton capacity cranes 
                        lift trawlers in and out of Port Orford as if they weighed 
                        nothing. Let me introduce myself, 
                        I am John Cupp. Sometimes I go by Announcer and many other 
                        names depending upon ones earned before or after I stopped 
                        drinking and fighting years ago. I moved from Pennsylvania 
                        to California as a small child and boating was in my family’s 
                        blood including my own. My maternal cousins own a large 
                        fleet of paddlewheel gambling casinos. For reasons unknown 
                        to me, they have shunned our side of the family and rarely 
                        ever talk to us unless money matters when inheritances 
                        are divided.  Our family grew up in East 
                        Palo Alto until Martin Luther King was shot and the riots 
                        forced us to move around from school to school. I loved 
                        my wood shop classes and even accomplished building my 
                        first kayak. My father was a commercial bus driver with 
                        a love for fishing. We ended up commercial fishing from 
                        Sausalito, Princeton and Moss Landing depending upon what 
                        type of fish we were going to long line. I went to DeAnza 
                        College and majored in Machine Tool Technology. At the 
                        time, select students were allowed to work for the government 
                        at NASA Ames Research Center. I worked in one of the machine 
                        shops and became a certified welder. My love of wood was 
                        enhanced instead of harmed by the knowledge I received. 
                        I graduated from De Anza just as the Aerospace Industries 
                        suffered a huge cutback from Congress. I chose to go to 
                        a union school as a heavy equipment mechanic.  Compared to all the things 
                        I have done in my life I prize woodworking the most. I 
                        have an eclectic collection of my own tools ranging from 
                        a huge single phase 220-volt industrial table saw, to 
                        fine carving sets with nearly everything in the middle. 
                        Many of the huge barges and boats that have collected 
                        algae from Klamath Lake, (where I live) were built and 
                        worked on by my consulting business. On Memorial Day 2001 
                        I fell and injured my knee. Several months went by (painfully) 
                        followed by surgery (finally!). February of 2002 I fell 
                        on ice and re-injured a 1998 spine injury that had been 
                        previously operated on.  So this is where I am. 
                        I have knowledge and skills to pass on. I understand tools 
                        because at one point I built them. Let’s get going 
                        so I can test these tools and give you my opinion of how 
                        they work, the good and the bad, objectively.  In my secret laboratory 
                        at the bottom of the Duck Pond I have agreed to test new 
                        and vital tools specifically for the homebuilder and DO-IT-YOURSELFER. Not the high priced tools 
                        that we all dream about, but true inexpensive tools our 
                        members ought to know about. And have I got some nice 
                        tools for you to think about. Makita has just tuned up 
                        its hypoid saw from 13 amps to 15 amps, a nice saw with 
                        excellent power and a left hand cut. They even throw in 
                        an $80 tool belt in some promotions. I give the rest in 
                        detail in my complete write 
                        up! What a cavalcade of products coming for 
                        your reading delight.  A powerful 13"X6" 
                        tabletop planer that will make you pull out your wallet 
                        when you read this report. You’ll marvel at the 
                        top of the line performance at bargain basement prices. 
                        This is a table saw for around $400 that will match the 
                        competitions saws that consistently cost a thousand dollars 
                        or more. My father always told me to buy the best whenever 
                        possible but not to waste money unnecessarily. We will 
                        look into solar and alternative propulsion and the benefits 
                        to the air and water. Boaters and builders, come with 
                        me on a journey from the past you now know to the future 
                        of smarter, stronger, less expensive alternative approaches. 
                        We’ll combine good sense building with a love for 
                        sailing and boating.  I have a few strong backs 
                        to help me, very good friends who both are master carpenters. 
                        I also have a jointer coming made by RBIndustries Inc. 
                        that will make laminating 4’X8’ sheets of 
                        plywood child’s play. We are talking length or width! 
                        It will make any joint faster with a modest cash layout 
                        compared to any other jointer.  It’s still 
                        hard for me to walk and get around, but I’ll do 
                        my darndest to swim with the best of the others at DUCK 
                        WORKS. This is a heads up for all of you to be prepared 
                        to have the latest information on new tools that may even 
                        come into notoriety right here at Duckworks Magazine. 
                        If you have any thoughts or criticisms, this little corner 
                        Chuck’s made for me will always be open. 
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